Bob's Bologna Can

Not so Silent Bob is backstage. He is seen smoking. 

NSSB: So.. tonight I am in the GMship battle royal. Sweet. 

He puffs. 

NSSB: Wanna know what I would do if I were GM for a night?

Philip Blake: Oh god.. 

NSSB: First off, I would legalize these. I

He shows his cigarette. 

NSSB: I would also book great matches. For example.. a rematch between me and Soldier123. Sounds good right? I will also make the acronym BBC allowed in the chatbox. And make same gender marriage allowed in this game. 

Devon Wyatt: I like those ideas. Soldier123 and Bob had a classic weeks ago. We need a rematch for that. His other ideas are good too. 

NSSB: I think I convinced you all. I would do good as GM. So vote for me. Bob for GM. Do it. Do itttt. 

Philip Blake: Dumbass. It's not a vote. You need to win a match. Idiot.  

Camera cut as Bob starts laughing randomly.

Atrocious RP. Are you attempting to shut down our fed with those innuendos? Idiot.