Rikishi is a homo son of a bitch

NSSB is in the ring after commercial break. 

NSSB: I failed to win the Battle Royal.. which sucks. Warlock won it but he's not even booking tonight's show. What an idiot. 

He paces around the ring. 

NSSB: I think this fed has been going downhill. Our content is great but we don't have a lot people cutting promos. Can't trust people to perform.  

He lights up. 

NSSB: Since I am the most respected legend around here, I will officially become the guardian of this fed. Nothing will get passed me. I will guard this fed from idiotic people. 

He leans on the rope. 

NSSB: Beware. Beware. Be.. aware. 

Lights go out and Bob is gone.

You should change the name to Not So Silent Bob likes to kiss peoples asses

What's that!? You want to face Rikishi and kiss my ass!? Okay!