Philip Blake: What we are about to see now is a rare look to Hydra's outside the ring life. Enjoy the footage taken from earlier this evening.
** Camera fades to footage of Hydra seemingly sitting in a fancy restaurant. Chris Brooks is seen pasta. Wicked Blitz is seen talking to a waitress. WarlockOPain is eating a big steak. Roscar9GRE is on his phone. Soldier123 is looking annoyed. **
Wicked Blitz: Hi, I'd have a Coke please.
All of Hydra: BOO.
Wicked Blitz: What?
Chris Brooks: Pepsi is a champions drink.
Wicked Blitz: FINE. I want a Pepsi.
** Waitress goes to bring him his Pepsi. **
WarlockOPain: Wait. I want a Gatorade.
Chris Brooks: Gatorade? Are you serious?
WarlockOPain: What is wrong with a damn Gatorade?
Chris Brooks: We can't hang out and drink Gatorade. People will think we're Dark Lords ripoffs and then Bouncer will sue us.
WarlockOPain: I NEED A GATORADE.
Chris Brooks: YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DAMN GATORADE!
** Restaurant goes silent and everyone stares at Hydra. **
Chris Brooks: He..he.. whatever. Get a Gatorade.
** Warlock gets his Gatorade and Wicked gets his Pepsi. **
Soldier123: We should be training for our matches. Not eating great food.
Chris Brooks: Come on. Wicked is facing Fresh King. Warlock and Roscar are facing the inactive duo. I am facing a kid zombie. And you-
Soldier123: I am facing the world champion of this fed. He is no joke. He keeps beating our members and now he has allies. People are standing up to us.
Chris Brooks: We'll knock em down and keep having fun while doing it.
WarlockOPain: Soldier is a resistance. He was built for this.
Soldier123: If these noodles weren't so delicious, I would have left an hour ago.
** Hydra shares a laugh but Soldier123 remains stone faced. **
Soldier123: Not joking.
** Suddenly a group of five men walk up to Hydra. **
Man: So.. you're Hydra?
Chris Brooks: In the flesh.
Man 2: We see you on television. Pushing around the champ and the roster.
Man 3: We won't stand for that.
** Man 3 cracks his joints. **
Chris Brooks: Can't we enjoy a meal in peace?
Man 4: Prepare to die, folks.
** Chris looks to Warlock and nods to him. **
WarlockOPain punches Man 3 5 times then lifts him with his neck
and after 10 seconds slams him on the mat executing LEGENDARY Demon Slam !!
Roscar9GRE Punches 7 times Man 4, grabs him
and performs an Exploder suplex executing Incredible 7 Deadly Sins !!
Wicked Blitz jumps on the table
to hit Man 2 with a West Coast Pop!!
Soldier123 climbs to the top of the table and jumps knee first into Man 5's head executing executing Fantastic Lock And Load !!
Chris Brooks grabs a fork and stabs Man 1 in the hand with it executing a Fork Stab !!
** All the restaurant visitors flee the scene in horror, emptying the place in the process. **
WarlockOPain: Well.. that was sweeet.
Soldier123: Let's bail before the cops show.
** Hydra takes the cash from the beaten men. **
Hydra: Hail Hydra!
** Camera fades to black as Hydra flees the scene. **