WWE Jokes

Why did the Ultimate Warrior get fired from the pet store? He refused to sell Pedigree.

What did Cena tell the Japanese chef?
Answer: you can't sashimi.

RVD and Sabu are in a car. Who's driving?
Answer: the police.

Why is DB not allowed near gas stations? He always carries matches.

What did CM Punk do when Edge hit on him? He said "I'm Straight, Edge!".

What did Devon Dudley say to Bubba Dudley in the kitchen of McDonald's? Oh my brother, test the fries!

Why did Maria Kannelis have sex with Chavo after her evening class? The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.

What does Chris Benoit do in his spare time? Oh you know, he hangs out.