** GM Johnny Wolf is seen sitting in his office. He has a big smirk. **
Devon Wyatt: Look at that smile. How glad is he that Soldier123 isn't the world champion of this fed?
Philip Blake: Has Soldier's groin been fixed by now?
** Someone knocks on the door. **
GM Johnny Wolf: Come in.
** KANS enters the office and sits down. **
KANS: Hello GM, how are you?
GM Johnny Wolf: I'm fine, you?
KANS: So how about that title match against whydoicry?
GM Johnny Wolf: No.
GM Johnny Wolf: Did you ever win a match here?
KANS: I think I have a DQ win..
GM Johnny Wolf: Come on, man.. look.. you gotta re-brand.
GM Johnny Wolf: Stop being a SANK rip-off.
KANS: Excuse me?
GM Johnny Wolf: We know the truth.
** KANS pretends he has no idea what he means. **
GM Johnny Wolf: Look, stop being a generic masked man. Get a good gimmick. I am a real American so I believe in opportunities an-
KANS: Wait.. what did you say..?
GM Johnny Wolf: I am a real American so I-
** KANS bangs on the office desk. **
KANS: I got it! It's perfect.. thanks, BROTHER!
** He runs out of the office. **
GM Johnny Wolf: Awesome.
** Camera fades. **