New Match

Rikishi's theme music fills the arena as he makes his way out of the backstage area and into the arena wearing his normal attire consisting of a pair of red lycra wrestling briefs and some black boots. Rikishi holds a microphone in his right hand as he makes his way down to the ring. Rikishi slides into the ring and walks to the center. Rikishi raises the microphone to his mouth.

Rikishi: “So whydoicry, it seems you weren't happy about what I did to your bike. Also looks like you had a few choice objections toward me. "

Rikishi looks out to the crowd for a moment.

Rikishi: “You want to destroy me!? Don't make me laugh you're pathetic. But I admit you got some guts so I went ahead and did you a favor.I spoke with the General Manager and I booked us a match, tonight. Right now. You and I, KMA Match. So come on down and show me what you've got.“

Rikishi tosses the microphone to the side and waits for his opponent.

**Simpleman (acoustic) blares through out the arena.**

**Whydoicry exits from the back with a microphone and looks pissy**

Whydoicry: It amazes me that they keep your worthless ass around here. But then again that closet homosexual Not So Silent Bob still has job. **Whydoicry shrugs** It is what it is I guess.

Whydoicry: I will beat your ass with a fameasser. At that point you will kiss my ass. You better hope I lose because when I am done, I am going to take a massive dump on your face.