War 2 Settle Da Score

** A sold out arena in Chicago goes wild as the house show tour's last show begins. **

Crowd: TTF! TTF! TTF! TTF! TTF!

Ring Announcer Jim: Welcome to the War 2 Settle Da Score!

Phillip Blake: Welcome, folks.. tonight we are having a special presentation. A once in a lifetime match.

Devon Wyatt: Rikishi asked for a rematch VS WDIC after what happened last time. But this time he wants Chris Brooks too! Believing Chris was responsible for his loss. He asked our GM for a 2 on 1 Stinkface match! Chris and WDIC who are enemies will have to team up tonight against Rikishi. What a bizarre occasion.

Phillip Blake: Rikishi is insane. He will lose for sure. He is messing with two of the toughest wrestlers here. I received word the champ is gonna deliver an address right now.

** whydoicry walks out to the ring with a microphone. **

whydoicry: Rikishi has spent weeks coming after me and talking trash. I finally accept a match and kick his ass. Rather than accepting the fact that he lost, he proceeds to bitch like a 5 year old girl. I decided to accept his challenge and fight him in a Kiss My Ass match. I will kick that fat overgrown mental midget's ass and remind him that he shouldn't be playing in the big leagues.

Phillip Blake: Can't he cut longer promos?

Voice: Hold it. Hold it. Hoooold.. it.

** Chris Brooks come out to the stage with a mic. **

Chris Brooks: It seems you are forgetting a few things, champ.. first, this is not a one on one match. Check the billing. Rikishi asked for a handicap match. He wants to get revenge against both of us for some reason. And number two, you would have not beat Big Kish if it wasn't for my man, Wicked Blitz.

** Crowd boos. **

Chris Brooks: I know you hate me, but tonight unless you wanna get an ass in your face for 20 seconds.. we need to co-exist as a team.

whydoicry: I don't care what you have to say, Brooks. So shut up. I have no idea why our GM put me in a team with a shithead like you, but I have no choice. I would have beat Rikishi regardless. And tonight I'll beat him again. With or without your help.

** Chris Brooks shrugs. **

Chris Brooks: Fair enough. Let's get this crap done so we could back to beating each other up. See you in the ring.

** Chris heads to the back and the champ later follows. **

** We see Rikishi backstage preparing for his match. He sees the camera man. **

Rikishi: Zoom in on me, idiot. 

** Rikishi clears his throat. **

Rikishi: Chris and whydoicry, tonight, you are gonna get what you have been asking for. What's that you ask?    

** Rikishi turns around and shoves his ass into the camera. **

Rikishi: Asses 2 Face!

Crowd: ASSES 2 FACES! ASSES 2 FACES! ASSES 2 FACES! ASSES 2 FACES! ASSES 2 FACES! ASSES 2 FACES! ASSES 2 FACES!

Rikishi: All my Rikishimaniacs want to see two punks get stinkfaced. And it's gonna be a real stinkface. Not like that trash in 2K16. Better enjoy having a clean face while it lasts.

** Rikishi shoves the camera man and exits the room. **

Phillip Blake: It is time for the big match! Here come the contestants.

Ring Announcer Jim: Ladies and gentleman, the following is a Handicap Stinkface match! Only way to win is to stinkface the opponent for 20 full seconds! In this match there are no disqualifications and everything goes.

whydoicry comes out to the ramp and raises his title high in the air
He high fives the fans and slides into the ring
He raises his belt once again for all to see

Ring Announcer Jim: And his opponent, Rikishi!

Rikishi paces heavily into the ring
He slaps away the hands of fans who want to touch him
He enters the ring and spanks his fatass

Lights go black and a static noise is heard
Chris Brooks is seen in the crowd
He is wearing a leather jacket and has a Star Of David chain
He walks through the crowd with confidence and smug arrogance
He slides into the ring and stares at Rikishi

Chris and wdic attempt to find a strategic plan
Chris offers wdic a handshake

Rikishi runs at both men and knocks them down
Rikishi stomps at wdic as Chris rolls out of the ring and grabs cover
Rikishi picks up wdic and irish whips him into the corner
He runs into him with his belly
Rikishi runs to grab Chris, but Chris gets off the apron and backs off
Rikishi turns around and gets a dropkick from wdic
He is not going down
wdic is punching him, but he refuses to fall
Rikishi headbutts wdic and he goes down
Rikishi places wdic in the bottom corner of the turnbuckles
Chris runs in and gets superkicked and he rolls out again
Rikishi is getting ready for some ass 2 face!
Rikishi begins rubbing his ass in wdic's face!
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Chris hits Rikishi in the head with a trash can!!!
Chris DDTs Rikishi on the trash can
Chris picks up wdic and he tags himself in
Chris continues to attack Rikishi with the broken trash can
He prepares him up for a suplex
He can't do it though
He neckbreakers him instead
Chris locks Rikishi's leg in an ankle lock!
Chris crushes Rikishi's leg
He screams in pain
He has the grapevine
Rikishi reaches the rope
Chris pulls him to his corner
He tags in wdic
Chris sits up Rikishi
Both wdic and Chris kick his chest and back at the same time
wdic runs to the ropes for a leg drop
He repeats it
wdic picks up Rikishi to his feet and hits him with a rolling elbow
He then hits a jumping knee to his nose
Rikishi stumbles and falls out of the ring
Chris kicks him and sets up Rikishi on the announce table and punches him so he won't move

Chris Brooks: THE PLAN! THE PLAN! DO IT!

WDIC: WHAT?

Chris Brooks: DO IT!

wdic gets up on the turnbuckle and Chris Brooks grabs him and superplexes him onto Rikishi and breaks the table!!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

All men are down for over than 5 minutes
wdic and Chris get up slowly and Chris sends Rikishi back into the ring
wdic places Rikishi in the bottom corner and gets ready to stinkface him, but Rikishi knees him in the groin
Chris enters the ring so Rikishi won't gain momentum and Rikishi hits him with a leaping ass attack
He points at his ass..
We all know what happens next..
He places Chris in the corner and drops his trunks!
OH NO!!!!
He closes in!!!
wdic hits Rikishi with a swift kick to the balls of his own
Rikishi bends over
wdic hits the Fameasser!!
He tags in Chris
Chris lifts up Rikishi and places him in a full nelson and he drops him backwards right on the neck
Chris throws Rikishi into the notorious corner
He bares his ass
And twerks his ass in Rikishi's face!
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Ring Announcer Jim: Here are your winners, Chris Brooks and whydoicry!

Phillip Blake: Another instant classic.. the oddball partners managed to work together in a once in a lifetime scenario. Good for them. Rikishi got what he deserved. Shame this isn't televised.

After the match, Chris Brooks and wdic stare down.

Chris Brooks offers the handshake.

wdic sneers at him.

Devon Wyatt: No respect. And that's deserving!

Chris Brooks goes for the sneak punch, but whydoicry ducks and clotheslines Chris out of the ring.

whydoicry celebrates with his title over Rikishi's corpse.

Phillip Blake: As I said, another classic. Chris and the champ got their revenge. But things aren't finished between these two. At least Rikishi can't complain anymore! But we'll see.. Goodnight!