Devon Wyatt: Welcome to another great, huge, fantastic, incredible-
Philip Blake: One description is enough, dolt. Welcome to another awesome edition of Fighting Spirit.
Devon Wyatt: I think this week's show is more stacked than last week's and that's bec-
Suddenly the camera feed switches to footage of Not so Silent Bob in an undisclosed location.
NSSB: Sorry-not-sorry for hijacking the broadcast feed to show me instead. I have something more important to say than another generic show intro.
Philip Blake: I am not generic..
Devon Wyatt: How did he even take over the feed?
NSSB: It seems that I am facing Flint tonight. Also known as whydoicry who is also known as the man I beat countless times and took this..
Bob shows off the title belt around his waist.
NSSB: From him.. tonight will be no different than all other times I faced him. With Hydra or without them, It is clear that I am superior to Flint here.
Bob lets out a small chuckle.
NSSB: It's amusing to me you still think you have a chance against me.. maybe two seasons ago, but not the new you.. you gone soft.. you are a shell of your former self. Now a has been. Or actually a never was. Do you even try anymore? It's pathetic.
NSSB places the title over his shoulder.
NSSB: In two weeks, I am going to finish off this federation. And I'm starting to think whether I should do you a favor and finish you off too tonight. I said what I had to say.. back to you, Devon and Philip.
Our feed returns to showing Devon and Philip.
Philip Blake: Well, that was quite the speech. And actually he has a few good points. Flint is a shell of his former self. He can't take on the new Bob.
Devon Wyatt: I am sick of hearing Bob speak and sick of hearing you agree with that idiot. I wish I had time to properly introduce the show, but Bob took that from us. So let's start the show. Enjoy, folks.