NSSB arrives to the arena in his not-way-out-of-tpmadmike34455's financial reach-car. He exits it and makes his route out of the parking lot. He looks at the camera man.
NSSB: Big night, huh?
NSSB: I am fighting the world champ. It's been quite a ride to get here but it's not a title match so I won't talk about it. Instead I'll talk about how much of a dolt out champ is. He is the biggest asshat in our locker room. Even Hydra are nicer than him.
Devon Wyatt: What did he possibly do?
NSSB: He treats people with no respect. Curses them. Shows them obscene gestures. Watches smut in the bathrooms and spoils everyone's favorite shows. I don't care about the spoilers since I don't watch the utter crap he watches. I mean, Califonication? Give me a break. Boring. It's all intercourse and David looking cool in glasses. Frasier is much better!
Philip Blake: I only know two people now who would rather watch Frasier than great shows like Californication.
NSSB: Now that you know what a jackass your champ is, know that I am gonna ruin his ugly Konnan lookalike face tonight. And once I'm done with him, I'm coming for the big fatso Rikishi.
He enters the arena and the camera cuts to the next whatever it is.