Corrupt a Wish

Okay , so this is how this works:what you do is make a wish and then the next person to post tries to corrupt that wish. after he corrupts it, he then makes a wish and the next person tries to corrupt it and so on and so forth.

Jobber 1: I wish i had a car.

Jobber 2: Wish granted but the brakes are shot and you end up crashing into a tree.

I wish I had a pony.

Jobber 3: Wish granted but it has rabies and decides to attack you.

I wish I had a job.


that's basically it so I will start off

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

Wish granted but you will be busier and you will have no time for your gf so she will be dissapointed and you will have to separate

I wish I was a millionaire

Wish granted but you will never find your soulmate, because you were to busy earning monney

i wish that i could fly

Wish granted but you can only get two feet off the ground.

I wish I didn't have to deal with friend drama all the time.

Wish granted, but you lose all your friends in the process.

I wish I could meet my favorite celebs and befriend them.

Wish granted, but they lose celebrity status once you befriend them, and they all blame you for it.

I wish my knees didn't ache in the winter.

Wish granted, but instead your balls ache in the summer.

I wish I was below 10% BF.

Wish granted, but you're testosterone levels drop significantly from the low BF % and you are unable to get Mr. Johnson up without the use of pills.

I wish I eat whatever I wanted and still make gains without getting fat.

Wish granted, but in exchange for the wish being granted you get kicked in the balls a lot during BJJ sparring.

I wish I had good sleep.

Wish granted, but you have hallucinogenic nightmares during the day.

I wish my car was out of the shop.

Wish granted, but a giant turd drops on it and smashes it.

I wish I would stop messing around with my hands.

Wish granted, but you lose you hands.

I wish I actually had three wishes.

Wish granted, but you can only make wishes for others and none for yourself.

I wish I had gainz.

Wish granted, but they're fat gainz, not muscle gainz.

I wish my computer could run high end games

(Wow, that was mean.)

Wish granted, but high end prostitutes break into your house and bash the computer to pieces.

I wish I had Hank Moody's life.

Wish granted, but it turns out that it was just an elaborate dream, and you wake up as you're true self.

I wish Netflix had better shows to watch.

Wish granted and you discover Jessica Jones, but then it gets cancelled along with all the good stuff on Netflix.

I wish I had a dick as big as the Eiffel tower, so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.

Wish granted, but in turn you get all of the STD's.

I wish I could have a relationship with a normal, not psychotic woman.

Wish granted, but you become a beta bux and get cucked by Jamal.

I wish I could deadlift 365 lbs with ease.

Wish granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish I could do 100 push ups in a row.

wish granted but then i burst through the door and dookie on your head

i wish whydoicry wasn't a big faggio

Wish granted, but you become him and no one wants that.

I wish I had more time.

Wish granted, but you have way more than you know what to do with, leading to extreme levels of boredom.

I wish that my job payed more.

Wish granted, but only way that happens is you becoming a janitor.

I wish I had more food.