Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but it get's ruined within a year because of a sex scandal with Not So Silent Bob.

I wish I had 3 wishes with no strings attached (basically infinite wishes).

Wish granted but you get raped by Not So Silent Bob for every wish used

I wish I had a threesome

Wish granted, but it's with three dudes and of them is Bob.

I wish I would remain ROC tag champ for over six months.

Wish granted, but you lose the championship and are buried into obscurity.

I wish I could have a relationship with a woman who wasn't crazy.

Wish granted, but it's with a girl who turns you into a beta male cuckold.

I wish I lived in an environment with hot pussy.

Wish granted, but it's in the jungle during the summer, with panthers.

I wish I had more coffee.

Wish granted but you have to suck it out of Not So Silent Bob's dick.

I wish I could nail Noelle Foley

Wish granted, but Dude Love stands there watching as he jerks off and moans.

I wish I had nothing important to do tomorrow.

Wish granted, but it's moved to today.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.

Wish granted, but it lasts for a month and after that month all normal sleep is lost.

I wish I could sleep.

Wish granted but you can sleep only after being fucked by Not So Silent Bob.

I wish I had a nice car

Wish granted, but it gets repossessed.

I wish I had a better computer.

Wish granted, but it gets a deadly virus from your favorite porn site.

I wish I had visible abs.

Wish granted but you get them frim fucking NSSB

I wish I was a multi-billionaire

Wish granted, but the way you get it from sucking Bob's cock.

I wish I had no crashes when gaming.