Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but it's all wasabi and mustard.

I wish my knees weren't tight and sore all the time.

Wish granted, but not before someone puts you in a vicious heel hook (shoot version).

I wish I remembered the BJJ training I had.

Wish granted but you become Not So Silent Bob

I wish I was married to Paige

Wish granted, but she turns you into a beta cuck and never has sex with you while fucking around with Big E.

I wish I had water.

Wish granted, but it's salt water.

I wish I had food.

Wish granted, but it's street food with flies in it.

I wish I burned 10,000 calories tomorrow.

Wish granted, but this sudden and monstrous caloric deficit causes you to lose some valuable gainz.

I wish it was summer.

Wish granted, but it's the hottest summer ever and your house gets infested with roaches.

I wish I could shoot loads like in Monsters of Jizz.

Wish granted, but you shoot so much that your balls shrivel up.

I wish I was with AJ Lee.

Wish granted, but she friendzones you hard.

I wish I was homies with CM Punk.

Wish granted but CM Punk Rapes you repeatedly.

I wish I could fuck beautiful women

Wish granted, but after fucking two, your genitals and face get horrible disfigurements and you never fuck again.

I wish I had no need to take pills.

Wish granted, but you have to take suppositories instead.

I wish TWG wasn't going downhill.

Wish granted, but when the game returns to being decent all the cunts from the old skin come back and ruin the game again.

I wish more people RPed.

Wish granted, but the RP's are so awful they aren't even worth using.

I wish I had more time in the day to do things.

(For the record, no such thing as an RP so awful that it's not worth using).

Wish granted, but with all time you the most bored man alive.

I wish I had a star.

Wish granted, but it turns into a black hole.

I wish I had more money.

Wish granted, but it gets burned in a wildfire.

I wish I didn't overstep tdee.

Wish Granted but you become deeply in love with Not So Silent Bob.

I wish I had millions of dollars

Wish granted, but NSSB beats you for all the cash.

I wish I didn't have to learn.

Wish granted, but you become so unintelligent that you forget how to breathe.

I wish I didn't just stuff my face with junk food.

Wish granted, but you do it again later.

I wish I won the tag team championship.

Wish Granted but Not So Silent Bob has his way with you

I wish I didn't have to work anymore

Wish granted, but you have to prostitute yourself to Not So Silent Bob to pay bills.

I wish I didn't have to drive anywhere.

Wish granted but you have to eat out Not So Silent Bob's ass everyday.

I wish I was a famous athlete