A large wrestler exits his locker room and is approached by Seamus. Seamus looks over this wrestler who is wearing a skin tight full body black spandex, masked by a pair of white briefs, white boots, and white gloves. A white cape wraps around and hangs down a few inches away from the floor. There's an imprint of an ass insignia on his chest.
Seamus: You're new here right? Do you mind if we have a quick word with you? I'm Seamus.
Captain Rump nods in approval.
Seamus: You're an actual wrestler? You didn't just get lost on your way to a Halloween party, right?
Seamu tries to hold back his laughter.
Seamus: I'd like to welcome you into this federation, i'm sure you're going to be an interesting to watch. So tell me about yourself a bit, why did you join this federation? Why are you dressed as a superhero? And why do you have a giant picture of an ass on your chest?
Captain Rump thinks over the question for a few moments. Seamus raises the microphone near Rump's mouth.
Captain Rump: Well, first off thanks for the warm welcome, i'm glad to be here. I'm honored Chris Brooks asked me to join his federation, I guess he saw something about me that he liked. As for myself I don't really have much to say. This is my first real wrestling federation. I've been in a few backyard wrestling federations i've never had the chance to wrestle in front of millions of fans before, so it feels great being here. As for my outfit, everyone loves superheroes, and superheros are someone who people can look up to. I'm here to make a difference and hopefully inspire some fans.
Captain Rump stands proud.
Captain Rump: I'll be the hero this federation needs. Evil will fear me, for I am Captain Rump wielder of the Rump of Justice! When I have my first match i'll be sure show the fans what i've got.
Captain Rump gives a quick smile.
Seamus: Okay. Well good luck with everything. I'm sure everyone looks forward to seeing where you'll end up. And whether or not your worth a damn.
Subject: Welcome Captain Rump 
Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:38 pm
