** WarlockOPain is in the ring for his match. He grabs a microphone. **
WarlockOPain: I wanna address something. Last week the announcers said Electrifyy was the first man to "tap me out".. that is wrong.
Crowd: YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT!
WarlockOPain: Yeah! I tapped! I ain't ashamed of tapping! And I know for a fact all the losers in crowd chanting that I tapped wouldn't last even close to what I lasted there, let alone with me!
** Crowd boos him. **
WarlockOPain: Electrifyy doesn't get the credit for being the first to tap me out.. that idiot Flint gets that credit.. both of them got lucky and that will never happen again..
Crowd: YOU STILL TAPPED! YOU STILL TAPPED! YOU STILL TAPPED! YOU STILL TAPPED! YOU STILL TAPPED! YOU STILL TAPPED!
** WarlockOPain is furious. **
WarlockOPain: I HAD A FLU! I HAD A FLU WHEN I TAPPED! I HAD A FLU LAST WEEK AND I HAD FOOD POISONING THREE SEASONS AGO! ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. *censored* ALL OF YOU. WHERE IS THE PIPSQUEAK I HAVE TO BEAT? GET OUT HERE.
** WarlockOPain slams his microphone down and waits for Sleepwalker. **