Improved Rikishi

Rikishi's theme music fills the arena as he makes his way out of the backstage area and into the arena wearing his normal attire consisting of a pair of red lycra wrestling briefs and some black boots. Rikishi has the Strong Style Title over his left shoulder and holds a microphone in his right hand as he makes his way down to the ring.

Philip Blake: "I wonder what he has to say tonight. It's probably nothing important, nor intelligent."

Rikishi slides into the ring and walks to the center. Rikishi raises the microphone to his mouth.

Rikishi: “It's been quite a long time before i've had the opportunity to stand in this ring before all of you. I came out here to say that I stand before you a new man."

Rikishi looks out to the crowd for a moment.

Philip Blake: " What the hell is going on? Am I hearing this right? Is Rikishi speaking like a normal civilized person. He no longer sounds like a mindless ape!?"

Rikishi gives Philip a sharp mean look.

Rikishi: “Over the past month I places myself in some speech therapy classes and i've got to say it damn well paid off. But that's not why i'm out here..“

Rikishi looks over to the entrance.

Rikishi: “Tonight I want a match with Not so Silent Bob. I know you're back there. Get your ass out here right now.!“

Rikishi looks furious.

Rikishi: “Last season we went one on one in a srinkface match and i'm sure no one was surprised when I came out on top. However things didn't end smoothly. After the match not only did you attack me with a chair. You stuck your disgusting, fat, smelly, ass in my face. You gave me a post match stinkface and that just doesn't sit well with me so get your ass out here, now!"

Rikishi continues watching the entrance waiting for Bob.

Not so Silent Bob comes out to the arena and has a microphone with him.

NSSB: What.. the.. hell. He can talk now? Are you kidding me?

Philip Blake: Ironic.

NSSB: Well, at least you have been listening to your GM like a good kid. What do you want, huh? Another match with me?

Rikishi laughs for a moment.

Rikishi: “You hear words coming out of my mouth right? Of course I can speak you idiot.“

Rikishi pauses for a moment.

Rikishi: “But yes I want another match with you tonight. That little stunt you pulled after out last match wqs disgusting. Tonight i'm going to prove just how pathetic you are and i'm going to enjoy giving you a stinkface too.

NSSB: Get. Lost.. why do you deserve another match with me? I recall you "beating" me already at the PPV. What more do you want to prove? Stop being so petty.

Bob paces around before replying. 
 
NSSB: Absolutely disgusting. What more do you have to prove? How big is your ego? Probably not as big as Liam Neeson's eggplant, but still big. Alright, I'll talk to the GM and setup that match. But it won't be a stupid Stinkface Match. It will be a traditional wrestling match. And I will take you  back to wrestling school. Something that you were obviously bad at.

Bob smiles and goes backstage.